Iceland is famous for its unique landscapes, big glaciers and its beautiful Icelandic girls. Icelandic women have pretty well crowned themselves as the prettiest girls in the world (few miss universe winners can back up their words*).
This tiny nation of little bit over 300,000 makes it to a quite small selection of about 150,000 women to consider without mentioning your sex. Arriving to Iceland I must confess, I wasn't struck by the beauty of the girls as much as the strange food and the shitty weather. With time my point of view shifted to different angles and more and more I became aware that the phrase once said about Israeli girls (most beautiful woman in the world) can be fitted well to the Icelandic girls as well. After close examination (for anthropological purpose only) I recognized three types of Icelandic girls which I named the following: The helmet, the Bjork, the fish factory employee. Being part of one of this groups doesn't qualify you as a beauty queen yet but it gives you special characteristics that makes you being identified, something like ice cream flavors...and between you and me who doesn't like ice cream?
Now, I know that the old saying that you cannot argue with taste is also applied to matters of beauty but we all know it's bullshit.
The Icelandic women like men are hard working people who live on a remote island with no trees and harsh weather. I guess one of the tools of survival being given to them is the gift of beauty, Sticking to each other in the long dark winter surrounded by a big cold ocean with no where to escape, it can be hard...but with girls like that, why would you?!
I'm a lucky guy to find myself an Icelandic girl that oddly enough doesn't fit to any of the groups I mentioned before, she is on a league of her own...yes, this is my Grýla.
This tiny nation of little bit over 300,000 makes it to a quite small selection of about 150,000 women to consider without mentioning your sex. Arriving to Iceland I must confess, I wasn't struck by the beauty of the girls as much as the strange food and the shitty weather. With time my point of view shifted to different angles and more and more I became aware that the phrase once said about Israeli girls (most beautiful woman in the world) can be fitted well to the Icelandic girls as well. After close examination (for anthropological purpose only) I recognized three types of Icelandic girls which I named the following: The helmet, the Bjork, the fish factory employee. Being part of one of this groups doesn't qualify you as a beauty queen yet but it gives you special characteristics that makes you being identified, something like ice cream flavors...and between you and me who doesn't like ice cream?
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Now, I know that the old saying that you cannot argue with taste is also applied to matters of beauty but we all know it's bullshit.
The Icelandic women like men are hard working people who live on a remote island with no trees and harsh weather. I guess one of the tools of survival being given to them is the gift of beauty, Sticking to each other in the long dark winter surrounded by a big cold ocean with no where to escape, it can be hard...but with girls like that, why would you?!
I'm a lucky guy to find myself an Icelandic girl that oddly enough doesn't fit to any of the groups I mentioned before, she is on a league of her own...yes, this is my Grýla.
Nothing like skinny Icelandic beauties to make me feel like an ugly, fat American.
ReplyDeleteThe world's population is probably equally divided between men who like skinny girls, men who like fat girls and men who like them both.
ReplyDeleteno thanks...no fat lumps of shit for me...you have to grease their hips just to get them through the front door.
ReplyDeletere: anonymous - what a twat you are!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I like the categorization. Not such a fan of calling people beautiful/ugly-- but I like how you can tell people apart from their characteristics! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat blog!
The best thing countries like Iceland can do, having been financially raped by foreigners, is to round up people like you who insinuate themselves through their women and kicked out.
ReplyDeletere: Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI know I am nearly a year behind on your discussion but thought it was important to point out that Iceland was indeed financially raped, but in no way shape or form was it by foreigners.
It is a well known fact that it was the "outvasion" vikings themselves who did this. Icelandic businessmen drained the country of wealth.
Do your research please
Well ther's a pro about the Icelandic financial crash, the holidays there are very cheap now.... and hey you Icelanders, you have the greatest Horses on the world :D
ReplyDeleteFat, skinny, it's all pink in the middle.
ReplyDeleteI'll fuck just abut anything. doesn't matter to me.
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