Good Jew (true story)

An old story jumped into my mind and I thought, why not sharing it with the world.

A good Jew
As a kid I grew up with  old stories which are running in every good Jewish family about my people's very old plan to take over the world. The "not so smart" gentiles (no offence if you happen to be one) call it "The chronicles on the elders of Zion" but the truths is, nobody ever wrote that document. The plan of ruling the world and sucking the "juice" of every living being, if he's not a Jew of course, is part of our genes (e.g Bernie Madoff). It's the essence of being a Jew, you can say, it's who we are. Putting it down on paper is a foolish act, as everyone already know, Jews hate contracts, there's nothing like cutting a deal under the table.

The Jews master plan to take over the world
Looking at that picture below finally confirmed me that the stories my late grandfather told me are true. At the end everyone will be Jewish, or else it will be the end of us all. For every generation there's a good Jew who paves the road for the ultimate goal. In the last century it was Einstein, who created the tower of Babylon effect. After releasing his theories, he made everybody so confused, even people today are still trying to figure out what he was talking about.

In the beginning...
In the beginning of the nineties everyone were sure that Bill Gates is a Jew. Some people said he is the anti Christ, even I was confused for some time. I mean, if you look at him, he do looks a little bit Jew, plus he's filthy rich.

Bill Gates and a real Jew

Exodus
Then came Google's Larry Page and Sergey Brin with their brilliant idea of "Don't be evil" while trying to take everyone's money. Everyone believed them for some time, and there are some people who still do.

Do we look evil to you? Courtesy of Radio Islam

Revelation
Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg deiced to go by the book. He stole a brilliant idea from his college roommate and create a multi billion company that nobody can live without. Facebook idea was to connect you to people you know or want to know and in the mean time make you forget there is a real life beyond the computer screen. By narrowing your real existence to a few pixels on the screen, Mark Zuckerberg made the biggest step so far in conquering the world.

Does he know something you don't?

So, look again on that face above... I bet his grandfather is proud of him now. And don't believe anyone who tell's you stories about good Jews. There are none.

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